Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.