Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y