Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y