Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.