Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not