Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.