Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.