Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh