Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.