Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh