Because he was stuck in denial.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
It's been feeling drained
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
A weapon of mast destruction.
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
They always fal-afel off the tight rope.
Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
