Because he was stuck in denial.
You add a dab of glue.
A four term US senator.
Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.
Because it needs bailing out.
Dogma
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
The Internship
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Because his daddy was a mummy
Egyptian dummies.
Because he enjoys living in denial.
Nahhhh