How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.