How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"