How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.