How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !