What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff