How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !