What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.