What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.