What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.