Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

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Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out