Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out