Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."