Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.