What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.