What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U and I?

J

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.