What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.