Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Ice cream fits in a tub.
Their age.
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Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
Ready or not, hair I comb!
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
A plane