Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
Deer nuts are under a buck.