What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Beer Nut Jokes More Beer Nut Jokes

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.