Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.