Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket