How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

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Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake