Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

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What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.