Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

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What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.