Ronald Reagan Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me