What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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A baby in a microwave

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flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

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Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"