What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

What is today's best punch line?

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.