What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.