What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

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Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776