Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."