Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's