Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

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Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."