What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.