What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant