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Because he was always lost at C!
Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
Wow you looked shocked.
No, it's the C.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
because they get lost at C!
ctrl + C
Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
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Not C
C,eh,N,eh,D,eh
Because they are not Cs.
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
C: PU!
They are all "Not-C's" !
They're stuck at C for years
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Because he was always below a C
You can't C me!
She said, "It's after the C."
A coconut.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
C
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
C and Y
Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.
Because they got lost at C.
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
You'd think its R but it's actually the C
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
The letter C.
X and V. There's a C between them.
Coconut.
Because they can't C
The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.
A coconut
Coconut
C's the day !
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Because they can't C.
They always get lost at C.
Angry British people!
Because DEEZ NUTS!
A coconut!
She wants the D.
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
They both travel at c
Because he can't "C"
Because they use a strongly typed language.
They always get stuck at "C".
Def Leppard
Wrong
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
When there are no attachments
They will give you a piece of your mind.
A neural network.
I n c o r r e c t l y
They both got accepted to Yale.
His answer: "My mom."
You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )
letter G (lethargy)
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
