Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

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What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.