What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.