What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What's small but effective?

A smile

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !