What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters