What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!