Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

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What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.