Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What's a redneck's last words?

Hey, Watch This!

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.