Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.