What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!