What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

Wooden Leg Jokes More Wooden Leg Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.