What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

Wooden Leg Jokes More Wooden Leg Jokes

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.