Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !