Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !