Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !