Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !