Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Pokemon Go!
It wanted to get off its ash.
He fell on his ash.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
They're both ash-holes.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
That ash.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Look at all that ash...
Where did my Pokemon Go "
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Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...
Roast Moosmallows!
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
He didn't like nuns.
Namaste
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
A beget!
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
Comatoast
To stamp out forest fires !
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Peas and hominy
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!