Ash Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!