Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Pokemon Go!
It wanted to get off its ash.
He fell on his ash.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
They're both ash-holes.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
That ash.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Look at all that ash...
Where did my Pokemon Go "
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
In case he got a hole-in-one.
because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
He was disturbing the peas.
I would like to help with house #7.
An independant !
they only had 2 trucks
2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!
Because he always uses a razor.
A centipede with a wooden leg!
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
