Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.