Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.