Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"