What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)