Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!