How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.