How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music