How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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What's the best thing about being black?

Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.