Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.