Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!