Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.