Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.