What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !