What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Igloo Jokes More Igloo Jokes

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !