What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.