Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.