Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!