Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.