Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Moth Ball Jokes More Moth Ball Jokes

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls