What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves