What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow

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What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!