What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.