What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What do you call an Asian that has an extra neutron?

A Riceotope

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!