What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.