What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy