How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."