Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.