Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

free masonry.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely