Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver