Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"