A taxi driver
They were afraid of Stalin'
Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.
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He posed for Halloween masks !
This is unacceptable.
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
They already know everything.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
This
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
