Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field