Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.