Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver