Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.