Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver