Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver