Taxi Jokes

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Hail Jokes More Hail Jokes

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.