He heils a taxi!
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I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Darth Jaeger
Taxi Vader
Ripostes.
Because they make cents!
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
Because its white and it works.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
CABRACADABRA!
An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
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