Taxi Jokes

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

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They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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Triggered

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

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What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !