Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.