Jon Snow Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

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Because it ran out of cluck !

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What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol?

Ginger Ale

What's a ginger's favorite drink?

Ginger ale!

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Political Party Jokes More Political Party Jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.