Jon Snow Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

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