How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas