How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.