How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san