As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
An ambulance
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Because of the sand which is there.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Time to buy a new chair.
Two of my favorites are:
They are afraid of the Reposte.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
A huge mess.
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
A full set of teeth.
Because he was in bread!
You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas