What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.