What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.