What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.