What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.