Waist Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

File Jokes More File Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Brief Jokes More Brief Jokes

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!