Waist Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Cardboard Belt Jokes More Cardboard Belt Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.