Waist Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Cardboard Belt Jokes More Cardboard Belt Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Brief Jokes More Brief Jokes

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.