Because they live under Iraq.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Whacks on, whacks off.
On the roof.
The drone.
Men behaving Baghdadly.
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)