Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.