Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!