Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions